Robyn Schall really wants an invitation to the Kardashian Christmas party now that she’s become an overnight internet sensation. The New York-based comedian went viral this week after posting a video on Instagram and TikTok of her reading aloud her list of goals for 2020 that were never met due to the coronavirus pandemic that led many to be on. quarantine for most of the year.
In the hilarious clip, Schall pours himself a glass of wine and can’t help but laugh as he reads that he wanted to “travel more,” “lose weight,” and “be more social” this year.
“Goal one: make more money. Well, I’ve been unemployed since March,” she declares, holding back a laugh. “… Cry less. I wrote ‘cry less’. I have cried every day of this whole pandemic.”
Schall can no longer contain his laughter when he reads aloud that his ultimate goal was to spend more time with his grandmother, and he died.
“The 2020 goal list is bugging me!” She captioned the video, prompting a host of celebrity reactions, including comments from Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian.
“First off Jennifer Garner posted my video on her wall, okay. So that’s just like, we should all walk away because it’s not going to get any better than that,” Schall told ET’s Ash Crossan.
But it got better when she found out that Khloe and Kourtney were commenting on each other on her wall. “Like, you don’t even understand, I’ve been watching the Kardashians since season 1, like when they were working on Dash and Kris was in the background on the phone and they were so mean to her, when, like, she really is the genius. She is. He’s the genius, “Schall said. “Anyway, they were fighting. Khloé said, ‘You’re so funny.’ Then Kourtney said, ‘I love you.’ This isn’t what they wrote. I’m making it up, but it was something like that. So Khloé said, ‘Stop following. where I’m posting. ‘Then Kourtney writes,’ Stop commenting on videos and posting in group chat. ‘… I don’t even have words that there’s a Kardashian-Jenner group chat I’m in. Like, not technically, I have not been invited but … “
Schall joked that now he’s just waiting for his invitation to the family vacation soiree. “Put Kris Jenner on the phone because I know she gets the stamp of approval for the Christmas party invitation. I’m ready to take 800 COVID tests,” she joked. “I’m ready to do whatever you want. My only rule is that I don’t want it to be at Kim’s house because she has white furniture and I spill a lot.”
All in all, Schall is happy that his hilarious video has brought a little joy to the year. “The fact that it has been the most horrible year it has ever been, but I can make people’s day so much better is everything I’ve ever wanted,” he told ET. “Everything is just amazing.”
Don’t expect a 2021 target list from Schall, though. “I need everyone to listen because I know that some of you have sent me a message. I promise you that I will not make a list of 2021. I know that many of you think that this magazine and I are responsible for everything, and I take responsibility”, said. joked. “I’ll say, this could be on me and I won’t make a list for 2021. … There are no goals. I don’t even want to say wake up tomorrow.
Schall has some things that he wants to “manifest.”
“I know we are looking for work, but we have to be honest, life is hard. What do we need? We need to be invited to that Jenner-Kardashian Christmas party,” he shared. “We need Dunkin ‘Donuts to realize that I’m a huge donut fan and say,’ Hey Robyn, would you like to be in a commercial? ‘For example, I keep my goals low.”
Schall added: “Three, I really love acting and making people laugh. It’s not just a moment right now, this has been my passion my whole life is making people laugh. So if I can keep doing what I’ve done. been doing, these the last three days, I’m fine. “